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Zara & Omie: Midnight Snack Sabotage

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Leena Mahtani
Aug 26, 2025
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Midnight Snack Sabotage

Zara’s midnight raid starts off simple: “just one tiny snack…”
But when gulab jamun is in hand, Omie swoops in like a spotlight-wielding security guard: “Drop the gulab jamun. Slowly.”

Why? Because those late-night cravings often aren’t about hunger — they’re about thirst. When you’re dehydrated, your gut can send mixed signals, tri…

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